Yes, I am a terrible blogger. I rarely post. For this, I am sorry. I do, however, have a few decent excuses (and for all of them -- except the Comic-Con SARS -- I am grateful).

Below: Why I have been so damn busy (in random order):

Covered the Cannes Film Festival for G4. Ate crepes on Le Souquet. Did not sleep for 4 days.
Wrote and Directed a zombie project, TBA.
Went to Tokyo. Saw amazing, Japanese toilets FROM THE FUTURE. (Hint: They play music and spray things.)
Had a Tarantula poop a web on my hand.
Lost my dignity while wearing a Mo-cap suit covered with ping-pong balls for the Incredible Hulk DVD release.
Went to two weddings (both were lovely).
Worked on an animated pilot (TBA).
Got to visit Stan Winston studios and totally touched the Mark II Iron Man suit and the Iron Monger. I would so wear them.
Saw 25 minutes of Watchmen. The opening credits gave me chills.
Went to Comic-Con and met Ed Brubaker and Chuck BB.
Ate about 12 cupcakes.
Read a ton of comics (Local, Joker, American Widow, etc.)
Got Comic-Con SARS and was out of it for two weeks.
Watched a tank of fake vomit explode on the AOTS set.
Watched a blender full of McDonald's dollar menu items get dropped on Kevin.
Shot many podcasts for G4.
Interviewed Kevin Smith, Mark Millar, and Tony Harris for Geek Out on G4tv.com
Made many comic runs to the Apple with the other Blair (a.k.a. X-Play's "Man-Blair")
Went to Vegas to tape the Comic-Con Pre-Show at the Star Trek Experience, may it Rest In Peace (I hope the Klingons have found subsequent employment).
Learned how to play Roulette thanks to Chris Gore.
Talked Fallout 3 with Morgan.
Finally cut my hair.
Slimmed down my comic book collection (the short boxes had taken over).
Bought some very cool Crazy 4 Cult and Stan Lee: Under the Influence art.

And some other stuff I forgot.

Sorry. It's been crazypants.